Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #6975
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #9015
Till last by Philip’s farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come...
Quote #2890
I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
Quote #5357
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
Quote #284
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #15631
A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he...
Quote #54
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #11344
The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.