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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
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A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.
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We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have...
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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity...
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There are never enough ‘I love yous’.
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