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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Juvenal

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Be gentle with the young.
Charles M. Schulz

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No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.
H.L. Mencken

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
Lucille Ball

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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Pierre Corneille

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Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead
William Osler

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Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.

Quote #16991

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Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
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