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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
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It is the darkest hour before dawn.
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Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought...
Quote #4337
It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #20891
Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...