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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quentin Crisp

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Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing nothing spoils a...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2076

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The grave is the general meeting place.
Walter Williams

Quote #19075

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History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they’ve...
Charlie Chaplin

Quote #2384

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.
Jeseph Joubert

Quote #1317

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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Ernest Haycox

Quote #14038

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No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
Arab Proverb

Quote #16547

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Never give advice in a crowd.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21560

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As a doctor, as a man of science, I can tell you there is...
Jessica Sharp

Quote #17466

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why was I so blind that I couldn’t see our love was changing underneath...
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