Quote #9436
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
Quote #15525
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #3616
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #4630
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #422
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Quote #5997
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.
Quote #16310
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #4087
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #4639
There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.
Quote #8245
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.