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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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If you don’t leap, you’ll never know what it’s like to fly.
Charles Bukowski

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You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time all else...
Johann von Goethe

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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
Richard Harding Davis

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The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new...
Aristotle

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Change in all things is sweet.
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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
Tallulah Bankhead

Quote #10476

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
William Jennings Bryan

Quote #6718

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
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