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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of...
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The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…
Quote #19169
You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
Quote #10424
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Quote #20134
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Quote #12846
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.