Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #503
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #2767
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #18590
The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our...
Quote #15752
I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Quote #15881
I’m a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me.
Quote #6289
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
Quote #2514
There is always something for which to be thankful.
Quote #9590
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Quote #20938
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...