Quote #16044
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals others by their acts.
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #2402
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #12116
The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
Quote #3421
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #6437
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #1844
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #4581
Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
Quote #1764
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #13846
If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...