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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate...
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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Terence

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Charity begins at home.
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When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...
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The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to...
Will Durst

Quote #20058

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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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