Quote #6504
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #15960
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Quote #10578
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #72
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
Quote #4113
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #16660
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
Quote #11733
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #11842
I’ve learned that you can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of...
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #1629
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...