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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #12168
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #10147
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and...
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After dinner, rest after dinner walk a mile.
Quote #19743
Take away the miseries and you take away some folks’ reason for living.
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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To dare to live alone is the rarest courage since there are many who...
Quote #2108
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...