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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
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Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. …The...
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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
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What is a thousand years Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...