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Jeff Marder

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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
Johann von Goethe

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The unnatural, that too is natural.
Joseph L. Mankiewicz

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Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...
Bertrand Russell

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No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.
James Thurber

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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
Edward Albee

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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Katherine Anne Porter

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I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
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