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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play,...
William Jefferson Clinton

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You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
Margaret Cho

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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Sophocles

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Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to...
Mae West

Quote #2180

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Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
William Seward Burroughs

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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
George Herbert

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The best mirror is an old friend.
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Quote #12223

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You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
Francois Delsarte

Quote #12501

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The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought, and then fix it...
Anonymous

Quote #19462

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.
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