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Quote #13726

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Bob Hope

Quote #14279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Anatol Rapoport

Quote #16857

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One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls...
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Quote #4211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to...
Sarah Ban Breathnach

Quote #10468

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always remember that striving and struggle precede success, even in the dictionary.
Quentin

Quote #12209

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
R. Brokhoff

Quote #11253

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...
Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin

Quote #11752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In the end, everything is a gag.
Alice Walker

Quote #9582

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
Hoshang N. Akhtar

Quote #9944

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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