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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13868

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
John Whitehead

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The people of the South have rejected the constitutional amendment, and therefore we will...
Henri Frdric Amiel

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The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it...
Mark Twain

Quote #1746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Danish proverb

Quote #7179

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
John P. Loughrane

Quote #15247

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don’t...
Lynn Johnston

Quote #20582

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9629

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Within a stone’s throw of it.
Clint Eastwood

Quote #20107

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
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