Quote #18823
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
Quote #14920
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #9261
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me
Quote #6566
Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.
Quote #13714
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #16785
Respect yourself most of all.
Quote #1018
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #17398
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #1991
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have,...
Quote #7212
While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...