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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Phillip Earl Stanhope

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Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
Samuel Johnson

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Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is...
Lenny Bruce

Quote #11367

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Communism is like one big phone company.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Quote #10130

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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
Steve Martin

Quote #20855

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Marchioness Townsend

Quote #21594

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Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
Robert Valett

Quote #18514

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The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom and...
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