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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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The Eternal generates the One. The One generates the Two. The Two generates the...
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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure...
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them,...
Unknown

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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Jerry Coleman

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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7797

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
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