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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
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A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life...
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The assumed instinctive belief in God has been used by many persons as an...
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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What is genius, anyway, if it isn’t the ability to give an adequate response...
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With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #4850
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.