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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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Enquire not what boils in another’s pot.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
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Every failure is a step to success…
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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world...
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If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter...
Quote #13654
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...