Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #3202
Nothing recedes like success.
Quote #10030
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #14034
All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion...
Quote #20585
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #7121
It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.
Quote #5467
A plague o’ both your houses
Quote #726
We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
Quote #17427
The air is precious to the red man, for all things share the same...
Quote #2738
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...