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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Johann von Goethe

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Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Tommy Bolt

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Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
William McFee

Quote #15544

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.
Christina Baldwin

Quote #19524

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Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Charles Dickens

Quote #2509

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
Stanley Marcus

Quote #15428

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Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Peter Drucker

Quote #6627

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There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
Scarface

Quote #7068

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Tony Montana In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you...
Unknown

Quote #18429

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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