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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
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I believe in the battle-whether it’s the battle of a campaign or the battle...
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Lying is done with words and also with silence.
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
H.L. Mencken

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Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Unknown

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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
William Wordsworth

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To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie...
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I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Stephen Baker

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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
Jerry Coleman

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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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