Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him...
Quote #6683
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Quote #9591
I think it a very happy accident.
Quote #3594
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #9189
News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek...
Quote #18015
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #10418
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #20199
Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and...
Quote #5219
Partying is such sweet sorrow.