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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Ruth Hubbard

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Without words to objectify and categorize our sensations and place them in relation to...
Douglas Noel Adams

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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Henry Miller

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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
J. R. R. Tolkien

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All that is gold does not glitter not all those that wander are lost.
Ronald Reagan

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The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
Lyndon B. Johnson

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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
Albert Schweitzer

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Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13870

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Mark Twain

Quote #1615

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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