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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play,...
Epictetus

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It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
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Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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Don’t simply retire from something have something to retire to.
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Dans ce pays-ci il est bon de tuer de temps en temps un amiral...
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