Quote #19195
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #13906
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #4729
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #15609
Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X,...
Quote #10238
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #16373
But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem.
Quote #6641
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #7901
A man ought to read just as inclination leads him for what he reads...
Quote #5728
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #4857
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...