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Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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Asking ‘Who ought to be the boss’ is like asking ‘Who ought to be...
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George So in the end, was it worth it Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed...
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It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...