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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions...
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Joy is not in things it is in us.
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Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.