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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Only as high as I reach can I grow, Only as far as I...
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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
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The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or...
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The artist has one function–to affirm and glorify life.
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
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People are always ready to admit a man’s ability after he gets there.