Quote #16537
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Quote #13877
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #17698
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #4500
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #14498
Civilization is a transient sickness.
Quote #7318
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
Quote #5596
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the...
Quote #821
We rarely think that people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #9033
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #12826
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...