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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Old birds are hard to pluck.
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The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
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Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose – a...
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I’ve never known any trouble that an hour’s reading didn’t assuage.
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Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed...