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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13869

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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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Wise and prudent men — intelligent conservatives — have long known that in a...
Socrates

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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Pable Casals

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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
Danish proverb

Quote #7192

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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
Rudyard Kipling

Quote #1473

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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Epictetus

Quote #6805

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All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9359

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
Richard Pryor

Quote #16773

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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13915

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
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