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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13657

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
H. G. Wells

Quote #18847

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7796

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Joe Murray

Quote #15919

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Anonymous

Quote #19450

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you...
Judy Garland

Quote #4528

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8676

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is cruel to discover one’s mediocrity only when it is too late.
Maurice Hulst

Quote #7392

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We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be...
Diane Frolov

Quote #20152

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the figurative solar plexus...
Henry Ward Beecher

Quote #2685

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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