Quote #14038
No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
Quote #20934
First I thought it was numbness, shock. The inability to believe that a just...
Quote #985
If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #6031
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Quote #4998
The American temptation is to believe that foreign policy is a subdivision of psychiatry.
Quote #2767
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #8382
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque revenit. (You may drive nature out with a pitchfork,...
Quote #9700
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...