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There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some...
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I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
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I’m not judging people, I’m judging their actions. It’s the same type of distinction...
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They talk about their Pilgrim blood, Their birthright high and holy A mountain-stream that...
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Graham See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are...
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if...