Quote #10476
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #18670
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #10803
A faithful friend is a strong defense and he that hath found such an...
Quote #8555
An action will not be right unless the will be right for from thence...
Quote #2731
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #21084
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #8188
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #20915
You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a...
Quote #5177
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
Quote #13840
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...