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No good workman without good tools.
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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
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You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
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The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.
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Formula for success Underpromise and overdeliver.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
David Letterman

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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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