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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Malcolm Muggeridge

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The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Tallulah Bankhead

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I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Henry David Thoreau

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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Baruch Spinoza

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Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...
Steven Pearl

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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Hanna Holborn Gray

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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
Rupert Brooke

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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

Quote #16223

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
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