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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Anne Lamott

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Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up...
Lucretius

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Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Henry Ward Beecher

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Trust no future, however pleasant Let the dead past bury its dead Act, –...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Woody Allen

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Hank Aaron

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My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...
Pablo Picasso

Quote #3666

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Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19568

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
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