Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #21247
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #13638
Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what...
Quote #11202
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
Quote #9466
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #6085
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #7282
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #5666
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe...
Quote #14921
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #2430
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...