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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
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I do not want a friend Who smiles when I smile Who weeps when...
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There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times.
Unknown

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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
William Shakespeare

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They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Josef Stalin

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Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
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The wise man is he who knows the relative value of things.
Al Batt

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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
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