x
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13852

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Edward Abbey

Quote #9751

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
George Eliot

Quote #1045

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Jules Renard

Quote #1329

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was....
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4332

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
John Owen

Quote #16200

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Unless men see a beauty and delight in the worship of God, they will...
Marcus Aelius Aurelius

Quote #10332

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor...
Walt Whitman

Quote #8332

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing endures but personal qualities.
Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

Quote #13403

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Sydney Smith

Quote #1532

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Page 2137 of 2182« First‹ Previous213321342135213621372138213921402141Next ›Last »
Random
Recently Liked
  • Quote #89
  • Quote #15938
  • Quote #143
  • Quote #119
  • Quote #112
  • Quote #21720
  • Quote #2
  • Quote #158
  • Quote #151
  • Quote #37
Most Liked Today
  • Quote #109 (2)
  • Quote #111 (2)
  • Quote #119 (2)
  • Quote #132 (2)
  • Quote #143 (2)
Author Cloud
Beck Max Nordau Harriet Woods Eddie Cantor Firesign Theatre Rabbi Harold Kushner Sister Mary Rose McGeady Stephen Spender William Jr. Strunk Jennifer Tilly