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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good...
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The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
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Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than...
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in...
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George Shinn. He’s the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team.
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All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as...
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #2104
The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.