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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Jerry Coleman

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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.

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The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man...
William Faulkner

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Always dream and shoot higher than you know how to. Don’t bother just to...
Ronald Reagan

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Someone must stand up to those who say, Here’s the key, there’s the Treasury,...
Don Marquis

Quote #5999

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Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Josh Billings

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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Will Rogers

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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Quote #20696

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To read means to borrow to create out of one’s readings is paying off...
Bertolt Brecht

Quote #11139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they...
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