Quote #15699
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #3752
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Quote #3997
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #10307
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
Quote #6756
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #9182
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #14765
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #13802
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #17096
To be an adult is to be alone.
Quote #6738
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.