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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Paxton Blair

Quote #10921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Sren Aaby Kierkegaard

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A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking...
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov

Quote #15930

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I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
John Wesley

Quote #9009

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Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Solon

Quote #21438

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Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
George Stanley McGovern

Quote #15546

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You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Samuel Butler

Quote #8144

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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
Charles Lamb

Quote #15004

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Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates but they are...
Giuseppe Mazzini

Quote #15514

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love and respect woman. Look to her not only for comfort, but for strength...
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